Sorta Funny Jokes

[Eleanor Seville]

What do you call a Chipmunk who turned into a monkey?
A MUNKY!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chip!
Chip who?
Hmm... yellow fedora, french coat.... say! Your Ch-Ch-Chip Tracy.
Yes! I am Chip Tracy and your under arrest for nothing!
AAAHHH!

Listen to this Simon, Grandpa Seville told me.
How does a farmer count his cows?
Um... how Alvin?
With a... COW-culator! A HA HA HA!
Yes Alvin, um... ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....

Alvin, A-Alvin!
What Theodore?
Can I tell you a-a joke?
HA! Like it would be funny. Go ahead.
O-ok.
Have you heard the story of the butter?
Just don't spread it!
He, he! Was that funny?
... A HA HA HA! THAT WAS HILAROUS! I-I mean it was ok.

GET IT?
Was those funny or sorta funny? To me, they were lame. I made some of them up...

[Captain Chipmunk]

Those were very funny. I especially liked the Chip Tracy one and the farmer one.

[Alvin Seville]

I like all of them really and of course these are on Seville Library.